How my night ended 

confess-bap:

BABYs seem to be a very picky fandom for some reason. (anon)

ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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Got my niece and my sisters boyfriends son for a bit… Ugh we go a bit hard over here omg

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE- YOU DO NOT COME IN MY HOUSE AND TELL ME YOU’RE GONNA GET RESPECT FROM ME!! THIS IS MY APARTMENT AND I DO NOT HAVE TO RESPECT ANY ONE OR OFFER ANY EXPLAINATION FOR ANYTHING I DO! I PAY BILLS AND THIS APARTMENT IS LEASED TO ME!

MY ROOM MATES WEIRD BF ADDED ME ON FB AND CONFRONTED ME ABOUT WHY IT TOOK SO LONG TO ACCEPT??? AND THEN WENT AS FAR TO SAY IT WAS TO PROVE MY RESPECT FOR HIM AND THAT I NEED TO RESPECT HIM… YOU ARE TEMPORARY!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE…he is not very happy with me right now fucking jack wagon trying bullshit around me in front of my daughter and fiends 




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layixinqs:

doksoo:

bitchhomiequan:

doksoo:

YiXing and JongDae sex.

(─‿‿─)

Lay: It will hurt a little.

Chen: ohh~ Okay.

Lay: Tell me if it hurts alot.

Chen: Okay okay okayyy.

Lay: oh gawd. You’re tight.

Chen: *moans*

Lay: Ah~ thats it!

*both panting & moaning with each gentle thrust*

Lay: Faster?!~

Chen: Ohhhh~

Lay: Im almost there~

Chen: OHHHH~

Lay: Faster?!~

Chen: QUICK QUICK!!!~

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

something i will never regret

I may or may not be scarred for life




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look-ma-no-pants:

ZICO (Block B) - Attention

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this track is fucking beautiful 

look-ma-no-pants:

Y’all have no chill..

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

XMN